Tuesday's for WHAT?!

I am (at Luke's encouragement) launching a new segment tentatively titled "Tuesday's for What: Questions I had when I woke up this morning and checked my fantasy team." Don't worry, I'll punctuate my deep philosophical thoughts with gifs!

1. Why am I in 6th place?
2. Why does Abraham have 3 defenses?
3. Is it like that time Gabs had, like, 5 TEs?
4. Is Aaron still alive?
5. Who is Tavon Austin? Why is he on my team? Do I fantasy while drunk?!
6. Is it fair that AP is on Luke's IR considering he's not injured?

This has been Tuesday's for What.