Predictions: Week 6

Week 5 Predictions Record: (4-2)
Overall Predictions Record: (15-15)

Back to .500 for my predictions - YAY.  Predictions come out early and are rapid-predictions because I'm off to Hawaii PLAYAS.  That means no Monday Lulz, and my next post will be Power Rankings sometime Tuesday, maybe Wednesday.  Peas.


*~*Game Of The Week*~*
DeMarco Da Murrier v. Seenie J
QB
A.Luck has been getting the work done.
Advantage: Seenie J

WR
Maclin carrying Mac-truck the load.  New team name, Jeff?  The Maclin Trucks?  Holla At Yo Maclin Daddy?  BB Maclin?
Advantage: Seenie J

RB
Forte will run all over Atlanta.  DeMarco will not run all over Seattle.
Advantage: Seenie J

TE
Greg Olsen, my man. (I wish)
Advantage: DeMarco Da Murrier

K/DEF
I like Nick Novak kicking ridiculousness over Oakland
Advantage: DeMarco Da Murrier

Winner: Seenie J
This is probably the most interesting matchup of the week, hence the Game Of The Week (GOTW) tag.  Jeff's got a scary team, though, so I think it's his game to lose.



Odoyle rules! v. Charlotte Hornets
QB
Cutler in a shootout with Atlanta.
Advantage: Odoyle rules!

WR
Abraham wins it with his WRs.  Game over.
Advantage: Charlotte Hornets

RB
Le'Veon carries the load for my team, regardless of who is my RB2.  That's right - I might start Oliver over Shady.
Advantage: Odoyle rules! 

TE
Don't even know who I'll be starting, to be honest.
Advantage: Charlotte Hornets

K/DEF
I actually like my San Diego Defense.
Advantage: Odoyle rules!

Winner: Charlotte Hornets
Abraham's team is on a roll, and my team will not be stopping him this week.



Toe Jam v. The Pain Train
QB
Peyton Manning.  Drew Brees on bye.  Bye bye bye, Train.
Advantage: Toe Jam

WR
I feel like I shouldn't even waste my time with these categories.  Even with AnkleJuke Green's toe in question, David's got better WRs.
Advantage: Toe Jam

RB
Fun fact: The earliest record of unicorns in Western literature was made by Greek historian Ctesias.  He wrote in 5th century BC that the beast had a white body, purple head, blue eyes, and a multi-colored horn.
Advantage: Toe Jam

TE
The one thing Gabs can rely on.  Orange Julius.
Advantage: The Pain Train

K/DEF
Whatever.  The game was over at QB.
Advantage: Toe Jam

Winner: Toe Jam

...Straight from the unicorn's mouth.



GHOTEM v. Spider Pig
QB
Russell has been impress.
Advantage: GHOTEM

WR
Luke wants Demaryius to carry him to victory again.  It might just happen.  Again.
Advantage: Spider Pig

RB
Eh, Luke by a little, only because I think Arian Foster might do well again.
Advantage: Spider Pig

TE
Antoniooooo.  Gates.
Advantage: Spider Pig

K/DEF
What's up with that Seattle Defense?  They've been laying stink bombs in the Fantasy world.
Advantage: Spider Pig

Winner: Spider Pig
Sorry, Andrew.



I'm Coming Home. v. Terrific Tortoises
QB
Eh, slight advantage David.
Advantage: Terrific Tortoises

WR
David definitely has the better WRs.
Advantage: Terrific Tortoises

RB
Gio will bounce back.
Advantage: Terrific Tortoises

TE
Gronk giving Duke a fighting chance.
Advantage: I'm Coming Home.

K/DEF
Matchups favor David slightly, but I'll throw Duke a bone here.
Advantage: I'm Coming Home.

Winner: Terrific Tortoises
As previously mentioned, Duke's team isn't as strong as its record shows.  Going up against David Li this week should bring that to light.



Chou Chainz v. #myteamSUCKS
QB
Aaron Rodgers.
Advantage: #myteamSUCKS

WR
Jordy, Emmanuel, DeSean.  I think Eric's being a little hard on himself.
Advantage: #myteamSUCKS

RB
I don't even know.  Both have messes to deal with.  Aaron might have a little less of a mess.
Advantage: Chou Chainz

TE
Jimmy Graham on bye!  And hurt!
Advantage: #myteamSUCKS

K/DEF
Liking Denver D v. NYJ.
Advantage: #myteamSUCKS

Winner: #myteamSUCKS
Ok, Eric's team might suck.  But not as bad as Aaron's.