TFW

Good Tuesday, friends! Here are my questions for the day.

1. Does Tim really think the curse isn't real? 
2. Why is this league hoarding defenses?!? Right now, 6 teams in our leagues have 2 defenses each. Why u no share??
3. How am I still in 6th place?
4. Why are my points against so high? Does everyone hate me?
5. Are Democrats too soft for football? (Don't forget to vote!)
6. Why is T.O. going to be on Celebrity Apprentice? Can I play Fantasy Celebrity Apprentice? (Source)