Predictions: Week 1

Here's to a better-than-57% prediction season: Week 1 Predictions.  Sad about the lack of long descriptions?  Well...

Pinchers of Peril (0-0) v. Spider Pig (0-0)
I'm not sure I believe in David Wilson yet.  I think this one will be close.
Winner: Spider Pig

Choux AKA Sweet Buns (0-0) v. Jen Wong's Team (0-0)
Refer to their relative pre-season power rankings if you have questions.
Winner: Choux AKA Sweet Buns

Charlotte Hornets (0-0) v. Unicorn Burps (0-0)
The 49ers have a stiff D, but Aaron Rodgers wins it for David.
Winner: Unicorn Burps

Password is Taco (0-0) v. Terrific Tortoises (0-0)
David reaps the benefits of his draft... for himself... and for Justina?
Winner: Terrific Tortoises

Ham'wheelin'&dealin (0-0) v. You've Changed Bro (0-0)
I'm liking Michael Vick.  And not liking Duke's team.
Winner: Ham'wheelin'&dealin

Seenie J (0-0) v. The Pain Train (0-0)
As long as Shady and Gore don't get hurt on the first play...
Winner: The Pain Train