Justina Makes Awards - Week 6

Since Laura did Awards and Predictions last week, I will be in charge this week!  "I put plastic on your chairs so feel free to wet yourselves with excitement."  Points if you know where that's from!

The Willow Smith Achievement Award goes to THE Pain Train!

Absolutely no one predicted you to win.  Even Laura and I predicted Tim's team would beat yours, and we usually champion the underdog.  But you know what?  Don't let haters keep you off your grind.  Just shake 'em off, shake 'em off.

I guess Luke's prediction that I'd run out of snark before my team ran out of steam (oh heeeeyyy 6-0!) may be accurate, because I couldn't think of any other awards.  Instead, I'll leave you with some thoughts:

• Can we talk about how terrifying Eric's team is?  The guy writes scathing power rankings, coin tosses his way through predictions, and still comes out with the week's biggest blowout.  It just isn't right.
• Believing in the Tortoises isn't enough sometimes.  Speaking of which, you want to talk trades tonight? Stafford, maybe??
• But believe in Laura's team, and you won't be disappointed!  Thanks for the +1 on my predictions record; sorry Luke, that it had to come at your expense.

Laura Makes Predictions - Week 6

Laura and I decided to alternate writing predictions as well as awards.  Sorry Tim, for making your table a little more complicated.  This week's predictions are from Laura, and she's nicely highlighted the winner!

RelientK (1-4) vs. Spider Pig (2-3)
It's always so hard for me to predict my games...I really hate picking myself to lose. So, this week I'm going to say I win because the Giants will play well, Tony Romo turns the ball over 4+ times and my D will reap the benefits, but he'll keep passing to Witten to try and keep up with Brady, and the Eagles will be shut down by the Skins. Yup, pretty sure that's what will happen this weekend.

odoyle RULES (2-3) vs. THE Pain Train (1-4)
I think this game will be close, but Tim wins because like I said, Tony Romo is going to self-implode this week. Plus, after his last two losses, he's due for a win.

Rainbow Warriors (4-1) vs. JUSTINA OWNS (5-0)
So, if I were going to be consistent about how I think the weekend will go... Jeff would win, BUT I think I have to pick my co-predictor to win here or she would be mad at me : P 6-0 here she comes!

JohnKasay#1 (2-3) vs. what's poppin slime (2-3)
It's not a good sign when Eric can't use his team mascot's picture...that must mean his team will lose. Otherwise, it's a toss-up for me.

Terrific Tortoises (3-2) vs. aaronisyourdaddy (3-2)
David, I can't use all of my predicting magic on you anymore. Two weeks in a row, we've been the only ones to predict that you would win. This is where it ends though, I'm sorry, but feel free to prove me wrong. Tortoises take a hit because of the bye week and Aaron has Aaron and a bunch of players I don't know anything about plus a very scary GB defense.