Predictions: Week 4

Week 4 - marking the finish to the first quarter of the regular season, and the beginning of bye week woes.  #hashtagpredictions

	Tim
Last week's record	(2-4)
Overall record	(9-9)
Percentage	0.50

Pinchers of Peril (1-2) v. Password is Taco (2-1)
I will not say anything else, because I learned my lesson from last week.  #proverbs1618  #fellinghard  #toolateialreadyfellhard
Winner: Password is Taco

Spider Pig (1-2) v. Charlotte Hornets (1-2)
Abraham is taking a risk starting T.Rich, but I'm thinking it might just pay off this week.  I'm happy to see Luke finally having the chops to start Gio, but I'm thinking it won't be enough.  #carolinarbsinthenfl  #wolfpackwhereyouat  #andrebrowndontcountcauseheshurt
Winner: Charlotte Hornets

Choux AKA Sweet Buns (2-1) v. The Pain Train (3-0)
The Pain Train has no intentions of slowing down.  Shady will be back, and Gabs has enough peripheral help to fill in the holes left by his missing Packers players.  Oh, and Aaron - make sure to start the players that will score the most points this week.  Just in case you forget. #piggybackingoffluke #didyougetthatpigreference
Winner: The Pain Train

Ham'wheelin'&dealin (1-2) v. Jen Wong's Team (2-1)
I'm thinking Vick will play better and the Saints will be up early on Monday Night, thus relying less on Brees and the passing game.  I'm also giving Eric the upper hand at RB this week.  #vickbetterdobetterbecausehesonmyotherfantasyteam  #fredjacksonstopstealingpointsfromcjpooper
Winner: Ham'wheelin'&dealin

Seenie J (2-1) v. Unicorn Burps (2-1)
Jeff lucks out with a good week to play David's Rodgers-less team.  BUT, Cam-less Seenie encounters a problem, and his RBs just aren't enough to give him the W.  #howtheheckisjeffsteam2and1  #jeffyourtimewillcome  #pinchersofperilareafteryou
Winner: Unicorn Burps

You've Changed Bro (1-2) v. Terrific Tortoises (0-3)
Duke says his team sucks and doesn't deserve to be so high on the rankings.  I could possibly agree with that.  After all, his argument is that he's starting Denarius Moore.  But for this week, he'll see that his team isn't the suckiest.  #startingrodstreaterisworse  #notsoterrific
Winner: You've Changed Bro