Despite the number of upsets predicted, this week ended up being relatively uneventful with the higher seeds all winning their matchups. Not a lot of material to work with here, but I mustered up enough wit for a few awards anyway!
The
End the Lockout Award goes to
Terrific Tortoises!
Gosh life is hard sometimes. Sometimes it's your first year playing Fantasy Football, you get third overall pick, and you pick up Chris Johnson because Yahoo! says he's a decent RB. And sometimes (all the time) he underperforms. And sometimes Miles Austin is injured, comes back, and doesn't play as well as he used to. And to top it all off, sometimes Brees can't save you, and then you lose to Luke. A 3-game losing streak isn't the end of your Fantasy season, but you might want to pray a little harder for the end of the NBA lockout so you can dominate at a Fantasy sport again.
Lo siento hf.
The
Occupy Fantasy Award goes to everyone other than me and Jeffrey!
I made this handy-dandy pie chart to show that Jeffrey and I (20% of teams) have a little over 22% of the points. I know, 3% seems like nothing, but with every week that goes by, we entrench ourselves a little deeper in the top two spots. The rest of the slices are color-coded by record. Of course, none of this matters in the playoffs, but I just wanted to put it out there that WE GOOD.
Well, that must mean you and Jeffrey should give Gabs and I some fantasy points or else we will camp outside your houses. It wasn't our fault that we drafted mediocre (at best) players. I volunteer to occupy Hawaii, Gabs can go to Brrr-oston :)
ReplyDeleteGreedy elitist pigs!
ReplyDelete(Fantasy Football pigs - not real life pigs)!
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