WEEK 13 (for some of us, a last gasp of hope to make the playoffs) 

MUSCLE Hamster vs choubacca
i'm still fuming that fat chubs got down right lucky last week w/ that douche Brady getting her 40 points and then some how miraculously have Reggie Bush score a TD since what seems like last year and then Forte getting hurt to allow Michael Bush to get some 70 yds and 2 TD's.. ALL of these things happened and she still only beat me by a measly 2 TWO points. 

yes, i'm still in the category of hoping to win this week so squeak in to the 6th playoff spot but it's a long shot. Aaron has absolutely ridiculous match ups this week and should blow me out by a good 10-20 points. *fingers crossed* here's to hoping for another 50 point performance by MUSCLE Hamster (not likely) but at least my team isn't as crappy as chubby chub chub's team. and i can end my season on that note
  
odoyle RULES vs The Debbinator
i need Tim to lose to have a chance but i really don't know how this one will turn out. David is going with Forte but how will he perform w/ the ankle? it's gonna be another shootout tonight w/ the Saints vs Falcons but I'm hoping Brees goes off for 6 TD's.. and 5 of them goes to Lance Moore who I have inserted into my line up.. Tim has Colston though and that doesn't give me a good feeling.. he also has Matty Ice and Roddy.. maybe the snail Turner will run for 6 TD's so it keeps Ryan and Roddy on check. wishful thinking. Tim's RB's are hit or miss and i think that Ridley will get shut down this week. slight edge to David
 
Chubs vs Rainbow Warriors
i still don't get Justina's attempts at awful team names.. so i'll just write out Chubs because that's what best describes her. i will call it now, there is absolutely NO WAY her Bush whacking duo gets close to what they got last week. here's to hoping Rodgers goes off and destroys her.. (but not so much that Jeff gets more points than i do) :)
  
THE Pain Train vs Terrific Tortoises
while they're both pretty evenly matched in the WR and RB department this week, i expect Eli to be the difference maker in this match up. he's coming off a great week last week and dismantling the Packers and he's got another prime time match up on MNF against RGIII. but whoever wins this one, won't mean much. I think it'll be the Tortoises though.

RelientK vs Spider Pig
the same goes for Laura as Tim, i need her to lose.. Rice and Marshall have tough match ups this week against Pitt run D and Seattle's pass D.. big hit for Laura and i just don't think Dalton will do much. Peyton will be Peyton and Charles gets to play against Panthers run D? i expect 80 points out of him after what Bryce Brown did to them on last MNF.. (if only i would have played him, i would've destroyed chubs by 25).. sigh.