Pre-season Rankings 2012 (#1-2)

1. THE Pain Train

QB

Matthew Stafford

Joe Flacco
RB

Darren McFadden

Fred Jackson

CJ Spiller

LeGarrette Blount

Ronnie Brown
WR

Julio Jones

Stevie Johnson

Reggie Wayne

Santonio Holmes

Randy Moss
TE/K/DEF

Jermichael Finley

Stephen Gostkowski

Baltimore Defense

Gabs performs a complete 180 and actually shows up to the draft on time this year.  He claims he was there last season, but I'm pretty sure Yahoo autopicked all the important picks for him.  I think he "had trouble logging on"?  Anyways, as long as his team can avoid injury (especially Stafford and McFadden), I think his team looks predictably solid.  It was smart of him to pick up both Fred Jackson and CJ Spiller, and he's got a good WR1 and WR2.  His weakest position right now is probably WR3, but I'd take that any week.


2. JUSTINA OWNS

QB

Cam Newton

Ryan Fitzpatrick
RB

Marshawn Lynch

Reggie Bush

Michael Bush

Jacquizz Rodgers
WR

AJ Green

Hakeem Nicks

Dez Bryant

Nate Washington

Nate Burleson

James Jones
TE/K/DEF

Brandon Pettigrew

David Akers

Green Bay Defense

As the returning champion, Justina is back with something to prove: that last year wasn't a fluke.  And to be honest, I think she's off to a pretty good start.  With one of the best QBs in the league, a reasonably decent WR squad, a good (yes, I think Lynch will be pretty good) RB1 with some manageable options for RB2, and some promising potential on the bench (Jacquzzi, the Nates, and James Jones), Justina is poised to defend her title.  Doubters and haters, beware.


And here's the final list, folks:
1. THE Pain Train
2. JUSTINA OWNS
3. Rainbow Warriors
4. Spider Pig
5. choubacca
6. RelientK
7. odoyle RULES
8. errrdayimRussell'in
9. The Debbinator
10. Terrific Tortoises