Tuesday, July 24, 2018

TrendZ & The Art of Auction Drafting

Now that we have 4 seasons of auction drafting under our belts, I thought it would be interesting to take a look at each manager's past tendencies and how they have played out.  I think it's safe to say we have a decent feel for how each person will behave in the draft, and even if someone enters the draft determined to break the mold of his or her auction draft history, behavioral tendencies and personalities will inevitably kick in under the high-stress, adrenaline-rush of the experience known as the auction draft.  So without further ado, a quick historical look + personality analysis.  This could get juicy.


1. Go Big Or Go Home


It is exactly what it sounds like - It's that YOLO, live it up, go big or go home mentality where a manager is willing to spend the big bucks (moniez) on the big bucks (men).


Aaron

Without needing to blink, we all know Aaron owns this category.  He spends essentially all of his money on 3 players, and can no longer afford to spend any more than $5 on any other player afterwards.  Strictly speaking, 2014 was a break from this trend, since he spent all his money on 4 players instead of 3, but that was our first auction draft season:

2014: Jimmy Graham-$54, Dez Bryant-$52, Zac Stacy-$35 (Anyone remebz who dat is??), CJ Spiller-$30 (Total-$171)

2015: Le'Veon-$69, DeMarco-$53, Andrew Luck-$44 (Total-$166)
2016: Antonio Brown-$66, David Johnson-$66, Le'Veon-$50 (Total-$182)
2017: David Johnson-$70, Antonio Brown-$64, Julio Jones-$52 (Total-$186)

How has it played out for Aaron?  Mixed results.  2014 saw Aaron in 11th place, 2015 brought him up to 9th, and then he managed to finish 2nd by the end of the regular season in both 2016 and 2017.  What changed?  Should he not have spent $35 on Zac Stacy in 2014 (but seriously, who is that??), or spent so much on a TE in Jimmy Graham? Should he have not chosen a QB as one of his top 3 in 2015, even though Andrew Luck was on the upswing (He didn't even draft a QB in 2017, and ended up with Kirk Cousins... after dropping Carson Wentz)?  Does he need to spend more than $186 on his top 3 players ($188 is the max you can spend on 3 players, btw)???  Who knows.  But don't be surprised when Aaron blows all his moniez on Le'Veon, Gurley, and Antonio Brown come draft day.  Someone's gotta spend the big bucks.

Andrew 
While Andrew doesn't go all-out on 3 or more players like Aaron does, Andrew goes all out on one player every year, and has been the highest bidder each year for his top player.  $74 was the highest paid amount for any player in 2014, and Andrew dished it out for Jamaal Charles.  In 2015, Andrew landed AP for $69 (tied for highest bid with Le'Veon for $69).  In 2016, $67 was the highest bid, which put Gurley on Andrew's team.  And in 2017, Le'Veon went to Andrew for $78 (highest bid of all-time).  Unlike Aaron, he then supplements the rest of his draft with a combination of role players and young potential.  While it worked out nicely in 2015 (1st) and 2017 (3rd in regular season), in the years when those big picks didn't pan out, he ended up 12th place in 2014 and 11th place in 2016.  I'm honestly just not sure what to make of his draft style, though.  I mean, this was the same guy who drafted Jordy Nelson in 2015 for $38 AFTER he tore his ACL and was out for the season, and STILL won the league that year.

I don't know.


2. Too Rich For My Blood

These managers are the conservative, save-it-for-a-rainy-day, index-funding, never-go-all-in-with-Ace-King-off-suit-because-it-might-look-good-but-it-never-wins type of managers.  When players are going for more than $50, forget about it, because no one is worth a quarter of my budget.


Justina
For the first three years, Justina was at the far end of the spectrum in terms of auction money conservation.  She ended 2014 with $20 unused by the end of the draft, then tried to make up for it in 2015 and 2016 by finishing with no unused money, but only because she spent $35 and $22 on her last picks (Connor Barth and Brock Osweiler, respectively).  2017 saw a change in draft strategy - showing that she could spend moniez when needed, she balanced her spending quite well - and look, she ended up winning the season.


Jeff
Jeff belongs in the "Too Rich For My Blood" group, but has this strange version of "I Want That" mentality (see below, also see Laura) - one that only focuses on potential breakout / sleeper picks.  What he does is saves up his moniez for these sleeper picks, then ends up WAY overspending for them.  Examples?  Cordarrelle Patterson for $19 in 2014; Nelson Agholor for $24 in 2015 (his rookie year); Josh Gordon for $15 in 2016 (who scored zero points that season); and Martavis Bryant for $34 (...yes, $34) in 2017.  Funny thing is, he and I usually have similar players in sight, so we go into this mini-bidding war, which he always wins because his will to obtain these players is greater than mine.  To his credit, he finished the regular season in first place in 2014, but has been mediocre at best ever since then.

Tim
No need to analyze my drafts - they generally stink big ones, and it's almost always because I save up too much moniez to start with, get into dumb mini-bidding wars with Jeff (see Jeff's blurb above), and end up with a bunch of role-playing mediocrity on my team.  I lucked out in 2015 when the Cam and the Panthers decided to be awesome, but I've always scraped through the season to try to get wins - definitely with no help from my drafts.



3. I Want That

Some managers have their eyes set on a player or two and do what they can for those players.  


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Eric

I didn't realize this until I started doing research for this post, but Eric has drafted LeSean McCoy in every single auction draft we've done - 4 straight years - starting in 2014.  He has also drafted Russell Wilson 3 straight times, beginning in 2015.  In terms of getting to choose whoever you want as a benefit of the Auction Draft, Eric has taken full advantage of it.  Sometimes I wonder, however, if Eric is stuck in the past, with all the old players he tends to draft (Frank Gore is older than all of us, Marshawn is pretty close).  But when he likes someone, he sticks with them.

The past two seasons haven't been nice to him, seeing as he was Sacko last year, and didn't even make playoffs the year before.  Maybe he needs to get some young bloodz in 2018 to freshen things up a little.  Or just stick with Shady and some other aging players (might I suggest Tshimanga Biakabatuka or Rodney Peete?).

Gabs
What surprises you find with some research.  I thought Gabs's pet player was Devonta Run-like-a-Freeman, or maybe Seattle's Defense, but surprise, surprise - guess who Gabs has drafted for 4 consecutive years?  Eddie Lacy.  I mean, why even play in a keeper league when you can just keep drafting the same players every year?  Amirite Comic Sans?  Gabs is not afraid to spend what he wants on who he wants, either - Eddie Lacy was his top-money-getter for 3 consecutive years ($65 in 2014, $68 in 2015, and $47 in 2016).  Gabs seems to fix his sights on a few players, spending what he wants on them, and then fills in the blanks.  More examples: Devonta Freeman - $39 in 2016, $65 in 2017; Aaron Rodgers - $37 in 2016, $38 in 2017; Seattle Defense for $4 in both 2016 and 2017.  Gabs is a creature of habit.  It won him a championship in 2016

...but also saw him in 10th, 12th, and 10th place in 2017, 2015, and 2014, respectively.


4. Balanced

These managers seem to have the ability to curb their itch to spend big, but also even out their spending between a handful of big names and a good number of "others." 


David
David's draft pattern has been overall rather balanced, minus in 2015 when he spent $67 on Marshawn and essentially ended up with $15 left over (that season ended with him barely making the playoffs in 8th place).  Otherwise, David has done a good job spending some bigger dollars on a few players, while saving enough to get some middle-of-the-road players for middle-of-the-road prices.  It seemed to work well in 2014, when he ended up 2nd in the playoffs.  But the past two seasons have unfortunately seen David stuck in mediocrity (5th in 2016 and 2017, although he came in 3rd last year in the playoffs). 

Luke

To my flawed eye test, Luke's drafts have been pretty balanced throughout the years.  He went a little spend-crazy the first year with $70 on AP, but has gradually mellowed out, making 2017 his most balanced draft to date.  Ezekiel Elliott at $45 and Gurley at $36 were steals, which gave him more than enough money to play with to finish the draft.  Not to mention, 2017 was his most successful season of the 4 - finishing 1st in the regular season, and 2nd in the playoffs (thank you Justina).  I'm not sure what clicked for Luke last season, but if he can find that magic formula again aka his "intel" then he may be able to further extend his dyNASTYc dominance.


5. I Don't Know AKA Miscellaneous


Abraham
Abraham's rankings over the years have gradually been on the decline.  2014 was his best season to date, as he finished 3rd in the regular season, but that showing was followed by 5th, 10th, and 11th places.  I honestly couldn't figure out his drafting style.  Maybe he just likes to spend lots of money on players that end up sucking?  Of course, I mean that in the nicest way possible...  2014 was his best year, and while he got Antonio Brown for $36, he spent $60 on Montee Ball.  The following year saw Abraham spending $55 on a declining Jamaal Charles, followed by $50 on a child-beating Adrian Peterson the next year, capped off with $43 on an Andrew Luck-less TY Hilton last year.  Hindsight is always 50/50

...but he's going to have to make better draft decisions if he doesn't want to (actually) land the Sacko this season.

Laura
To be fair, the sample size is too small to evaluate Laura's drafting habits, but from what I can tell, I'd say she's got a mixed strategy between the conservative folk (me, Justina, Jeff) and the "I Want That" folk (Eric, Gabs) - she's not willing to spend big bucks on the big names, but she has a few targets that she'll be willing to stretch for if she feels like things are getting desperate.  Why else would she dish out $50 for Jay Ajayi?

Thursday, July 5, 2018

Revisiting the dyNASTYc rankings

As a follow up to last year's blog post, here are the updated dyNASTYc rankings.

1. Luke [1 - last year's rank]
Adding a 2nd place finish to his 14-year resume of 3 championships further solidifies Luke's dominance in our league.  I hate to admit it, especially since he's been out of the top 3 in the 4 years prior, but Luke will be on the upswing if he carries this momentum into 2018.  Don't forget, this was the guy who won the regular season last year with a killer Gurley + Elliott combo.  As I hope to chronicle in a future blog post, his draft last season ended up being like this:
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aka FLAWLESS VICTORY (#Shoutout2005) but also aka... I think he probably cheated.  And also aka Aaron plz draft for him again.  Or aka Yahoo Autodraft aka V.Putin & Co.


2. Gabs [2]
Two championships in four years is an impressive feat, enough to keep him at #2 in the dyNASTYc rankings, but Gabs didn't even make the playoffs last year.  The eye test and recency bias - and his questionable loyalty to certain players that have treated him well in the past (Devonta Run-like-a-Freeman) - would bring him down a notch in my book, but the numbers don't lie.


3. Justina [4]
With another championship under her belt, Justina jumps up in the rankings.  The biggest reason why she didn't climb all the way up to #2 was that her championship back in 2011 was in a 10-team league.  Although 2011 was a tough year to win, with renewed interest in FF at a high after the well-documented Dark Ages of FF, the fact that Gabs won 2 championships in 12-team leagues tips the numbers in his favor.  And to be fair, the questionability of Justina's loyalty to certain players exceeds that of Gabs's (Keenan-Kick-It Allen and less so for DeAndre 1-800-HOPKINS-BLING).

The fact that Justina won last year after BARELY making it into the playoffs as a 6th seed is just as infuriating as it is impressive.  But it also gave her the rights to determine Eric's team name throughout the 2018 season.  Speaking of which...


4. Eric [3]
I think Eric will try to forget last year's debacle of a year and see if he can climb up the dyNASTYc ladder.  His only championship was the inaugural season, and the fact that he's finished 3rd place in 2 of the last 5 seasons gives him a slight edge over Andrew, but being the first official Sacko of FFNUTHANG isn't really how dyNASTYs want to be remembered.  OR THIS

You're welcome, FF NU THANGers, for the specialized Sacko punishment - a combination of two of FF NU THANG's favorite things - A GIF MEME.  As tempting as it may be, try not to watch too many loops of it, though - I can speak from personal experience.  I won't be responsible for any GIF MEME-related sickness.  But to be fair, this is probably how Eric felt all of last season, being 4th overall in points scored, but still ending up with only 3 wins all season.


5. Andrew [5]
Andrew had all the pieces last year to make a run.  I basically gifted him his best RB for the first half of the season (nope, still not over it).

But props to him that he's in the top half after only 4 years in the league.

The best of the rest are below - the teams that have never won a championship.  To them I say, better luck this year.  Especially to #6.

6. Tim [6]
7. Laura [7]
8. David Li [8]
9. Aaron [10]
10. Jeff [11]
11. Abraham [12]
12. Steve [NR]

Wednesday, September 13, 2017

Week 1 Power Rankings

In an effort to only spend less than an hour per week on this blog, here is the Power Rankings minus all the flair.

Week 1 Power Rankings:

1. Saved by the Bell (1-0) [Previous Rank: 1]
Technically he won, but it wasn't a glorious victory.  Le'Veon and Gronk should bounce back.  And Kareem Hunt only made him stronger.  My apologies again to the league.  I am a fool of fools, and I might never forgive myself for that trade.

2. Spider Pig (1-0) [2]
With Zeke now slated to play all season, Luke's team looks pretty nice.  His success will probably depend a lot on how his WRs play.

3. choubacca (1-0) [7]
Aaron scored the most points in Week 1 without much help from David Johnson.  He'll have to keep doing that, now that Johnson is out for a while.  Looks like he took to his draft strategy and spent most of his FAAB money Week 1.  I'm not surprised - I'm just curious to see how it will work out for him.

4. errrydayimRUSSELLin (1-0) [9]
Wow, if old men Shady and Beast Mode can keep it up, Eric might be moving on up.  His WRs aren't looking too shabby, either.

5. Maybabyboo (1-0) [4]
While not an impressive win, and hence the reason for a bump down in the rankings, Laura pulled off her first win Week 1, which is always a good way to start the season.  Picking up Jason Witten ended up paying off.

6. Keenan Kick It? (1-0) [5]
The loss of Robinson will be big, but Justina's other WRs actually did decently, as did Melvin Gordon.  Plus, she got a win, albeit with the lowest winning score.

7. I Called Game (0-1) [6]
Duke's team doesn't look amazing, but Fournette is all that Jacksonville has to rely on, and I think Duke can get some quality points from his other players from week to week.

8. Di Yi (0-1) [3]
Abraham's team fell flat the first week, but it has the pieces to potentially bounce back.  Or continue dropping...

9. Terrific Tortoises (0-1) [8]
David's team probably isn't as bad as he thinks it is.  As much as I hate to admit it, Tom Brady probably just had an off week and will only score more points in future weeks.  If not, David might be regretting the moniez he spent on that punk.  David's aggressiveness on the first week of FAAB bidding might end up making up for it, though.

10. Gabs (0-1) [10]
I can't get excited about anyone on Gabs's roster except Aaron Rodgers.  Sure, Gillislee had a big game, but it still wasn't enough to help Gabs get a reachable win.

11. Unicorn Queen (0-1) [11]
I don't even want to talk about my team.

12. El Jefe (0-1) [12]
I told you his team was garbage.  And yes, even more garbage than mine.

Wednesday, August 30, 2017

Pre-Season Power Rankings

With the draft behind us and 8 days left before the regular season starts, I figured I would take a look at how the draft panned out and how teams look pre-season.  As far as the draft, much of it was predictable, with Aaron blowing all his money on 3 players; Autodraft making questionable draft decisions for Duke; Justina, Jeff, and I playing it conservatively (at times too conservatively) until the end; Andrew with the occasional trolling action; and recency and location bias - people picking players that did well for them recently or avoiding players that burned them / Me + the Panthers, Gabs + Seahawks, Eric + Russell, Laura + Dallas QBs, Justina + Keenan Allen, Luke + Elliott.  Overall, it was a good draft, though - I think most people (besides me) spent their money how they wanted to, and the teams look fairly even as a result.  

In terms of how I went about the rankings, I just copy / pasted the draft results and did a quick "Tim's eye test" to make the rankings.  AKA I thought: "Would I rather have this team or this team when Week 1 starts?"  Totally objective, with no room for error.  So without further ado:


FF NUTHANG Pre-Season Power Rankings

1. Yes you Cam (0-0)

Yes you Cam
Budget$200
1.(14)Le'Veon Bell (Pit - RB)$78
2.(18)Mike Evans (TB - WR)$55
3.(34)Rob Gronkowski (NE - TE)$27
4.(44)Kansas City (KC - DEF)$2
5.(53)Emmanuel Sanders (Den - WR)$10
6.(56)Kirk Cousins (Was - QB)$5
7.(72)Larry Fitzgerald (Ari - WR)$7
8.(86)Matt Bryant (Atl - K)$1
9.(110)Paul Perkins (NYG - RB)$5
10.(121)Philip Rivers (LAC - QB)$4
11.(135)Jonathan Stewart (Car - RB)$2
12.(144)Kyle Rudolph (Min - TE)$1
13.(152)Matt Forte (NYJ - RB)$1
14.(166)Corey Davis (Ten - WR)$1
15.(171)Allen Hurns (Jax - WR)$1
Andrew did like a mini-Aaron strategy.  Almost all of his money on his top 3 players - Le'Veon, Mike Evans, Gronk.  We'll see if it pays off.  I don't know who the crap Paul Perkins is, but at least he has some old men to plug in at RB2 while Andrew figures what to do.  Also he's going to have a sucky time figuring out who to start at QB each week.  I'm actually not sure why I put his team at the top, it's not that good.  I'm not hating.


2. Spider Pig (0-0)

Spider Pig
Budget$200
1.(1)Ezekiel Elliott (Dal - RB)$45
2.(28)Todd Gurley (LAR - RB)$36
3.(31)Alshon Jeffery (Phi - WR)$26
4.(49)Cam Newton (Car - QB)$8
5.(52)Terrelle Pryor Sr. (Was - WR)$25
6.(61)Adrian Peterson (NO - RB)$6
7.(70)New England (NE - DEF)$3
8.(73)Golden Tate (Det - WR)$16
9.(78)Jordan Reed (Was - TE)$15
10.(85)Chris Hogan (NE - WR)$10
11.(97)Rishard Matthews (Ten - WR)$5
12.(126)Carson Palmer (Ari - QB)$2
13.(143)Duke Johnson Jr. (Cle - RB)$1
14.(151)Ted Ginn Jr. (NO - WR)$1
15.(159)Blair Walsh (Sea - K)$1
So once Elliott gets free from the grips of NFL suspension after Week 6 (?), Luke's team should be stacked.  In the meantime, Luke will need Adrian Peterson or Duke Johnson, Jr. to step up.  #LULZ good luck with that.  And just ask Andrew about how Todd Gurley is going to do.  At least Luke's got some depth at WR and help with Reed at TE.  I'm still mad I didn't bid higher for Cam with all that leftover money I had, though.


3. Di Yi (0-0)

Di Yi
Budget$200
1.(9)Dez Bryant (Dal - WR)$36
2.(11)Lamar Miller (Hou - RB)$33
3.(22)T.Y. Hilton (Ind - WR)$43
4.(60)Carlos Hyde (SF - RB)$19
5.(62)Jamison Crowder (Was - WR)$9
6.(69)Michael Crabtree (Oak - WR)$16
7.(75)Arizona (Ari - DEF)$2
8.(79)Mark Ingram (NO - RB)$5
9.(91)Tyler Eifert (Cin - TE)$9
10.(94)Jameis Winston (TB - QB)$15
11.(106)Theo Riddick (Det - RB)$1
12.(118)Pierre Garcon (SF - WR)$1
13.(130)Tevin Coleman (Atl - RB)$1
14.(133)Thomas Rawls (Sea - RB)$2
15.(141)Derek Carr (Oak - QB)$1
Abraham's team actually doesn't look that bad to me.  If Lamar Miller and Carlos Hyde can play up to expectations, I think Abraham's team might surprise some people.  Dez / TY / Jamison Crowder / Michael Crabtree / Pierre Garcon make up a solid group of WRs.  Jameis / Derek Carr gives Abraham options from week to week, too.  I think this team could go places.  Big maybe.


4. Maybabyboo (0-0)

Maybabyboo
Budget$200
1.(20)A.J. Green (Cin - WR)$43
2.(30)Jay Ajayi (Mia - RB)$50
3.(38)Tyreek Hill (KC - WR)$16
4.(42)Dak Prescott (Dal - QB)$7
5.(47)Davante Adams (GB - WR)$30
6.(54)Joe Mixon (Cin - RB)$20
7.(64)Sammy Watkins (LAR - WR)$13
8.(119)Stefon Diggs (Min - WR)$4
9.(134)Rob Kelley (Was - RB)$2
10.(139)Latavius Murray (Min - RB)$2
11.(148)Eli Manning (NYG - QB)$1
12.(156)Zach Miller (Chi - TE)$1
13.(160)Kenny Stills (Mia - WR)$2
14.(163)Jacksonville (Jax - DEF)$1
15.(168)Marlon Mack (Ind - RB)$1
Laura had a pretty well-rounded draft.  She obviously budgeted a certain amount for certain positions and seemed to stick to it for the most part.  Word on the street is Ajayi is primed for a breakout season, but I'm not sure Mixon will get the starting nod before the season starts, so Laura might have to do some reaching with R.Kelley or Latavius to start the season.  She actually has pretty good depth at WR, and I think she got a good deal for Dak.  For her first draft, I think she handled it quite well.


5. Keenan Kick It? (0-0)

Keenan Kick It?
Budget$200
1.(21)Matt Ryan (Atl - QB)$25
2.(33)Isaiah Crowell (Cle - RB)$20
3.(36)Melvin Gordon (LAC - RB)$46
4.(45)Allen Robinson (Jax - WR)$23
5.(50)Keenan Allen (LAC - WR)$24
6.(59)DeAndre Hopkins (Hou - WR)$36
7.(63)Minnesota (Min - DEF)$2
8.(67)Jimmy Graham (Sea - TE)$13
9.(81)Stephen Gostkowski (NE - K)$3
10.(93)Mason Crosby (GB - K)$3
11.(140)Terrance West (Bal - RB)$1
12.(150)Jacquizz Rodgers (TB - RB)$1
13.(158)John Brown (Ari - WR)$1
14.(165)Tyler Boyd (Cin - WR)$1
15.(170)Coby Fleener (NO - TE)$1

Justina has two kickers because....?  
Neither Gostkowski or Mason Crosby are even that good looking - I don't understand the logic here.  I'm going to go with she had to go to the bathroom and David trolled her by drafting for her.  But I actually think Justina has a fairly solid team.  Lots of "ifs" though - if Allen Robinson and DeAndre Hopkins can find chemistry with whoever will respectively throw to them; if Keenan Allen can stay healthy; if Jimmy Graham can continue on the upward trajectory of being used as more than a blocker for the Seahawks; if Justina can combine two kickers into one kicker on any given week to score double kicker points.  You know, questions like that.


6. I Called Game (0-0)

I Called Game
Budget$200
1.(4)Drew Brees (NO - QB)$24
2.(5)Demaryius Thomas (Den - WR)$29
3.(7)Odell Beckham Jr. (NYG - WR)$59
4.(10)Leonard Fournette (Jax - RB)$36
5.(16)Spencer Ware (KC - RB)$4
6.(26)Travis Kelce (KC - TE)$38
7.(32)Michael Floyd (Min - WR)$2
8.(111)Dan Bailey (Dal - K)$1
9.(123)New York (NYG - DEF)$1
10.(153)Tyrod Taylor (Buf - QB)$1
11.(161)C.J. Prosise (Sea - RB)$1
12.(167)Cameron Brate (TB - TE)$1
13.(172)Zay Jones (Buf - WR)$1
14.(174)Tyler Lockett (Sea - WR)$1
15.(176)Los Angeles (LAR - DEF)$1
Duke was unable to make the draft, and the jury is still out in my mind whether or not Yahoo punished him for it.  To start the season, he's got an unproven rookie running behind a weak O-line, who put a target on his back by calling the NFL slow as RB1 (Fournette), and CJ Prosise (or whoever he picks up on waivers) as his RB2 - that's the bad news.  But the good news is that he's got a good QB (Brees), 2 good WRs (Demaryius, OBJ), and a good TE (Kelce) to hopefully make up for it.  


7. choubacca (0-0)

choubacca
Budget$200
1.(3)David Johnson (Ari - RB)$70
2.(12)Antonio Brown (Pit - WR)$64
3.(13)Julio Jones (Atl - WR)$52
4.(68)Jack Doyle (Ind - TE)$1
5.(116)Wil Lutz (NO - K)$1
6.(117)Kenny Britt (Cle - WR)$3
7.(157)Baltimore (Bal - DEF)$1
8.(164)James White (NE - RB)$1
9.(169)Rex Burkhead (NE - RB)$1
10.(173)Jonathan Williams (Buf - RB)$1
11.(175)Breshad Perriman (Bal - WR)$1
12.(177)Jalen Richard (Oak - RB)$1
13.(178)David Njoku (Cle - TE)$1
14.(179)Marqise Lee (Jax - WR)$1
15.(180)De'Angelo Henderson (Den - RB)$1
Aaron stuck with his splurge-everything-on-three-players method, and it gave him a nasty RB/WR/WR punch.  If it were a 3-on-3 tournament, Aaron would win hands down.  But the rest of his team is laughable.  Last year, I put his team dead last for doing the exact same thing (and because Le'Veon started the season off suspended).  Aaron's team proved me wrong by scoring like 120+ points that first week.  Also, Aaron is right in that he can make it up on waivers over the course of the season, but even just for Week 1, who will Aaron start at RB2, and WR3?  I know his team will likely surprise me, but I'm still wary on buying what he's trying to sell.


8. Terrific Tortoises (0-0)

Terrific Tortoises
Budget$200
1.(8)DeMarco Murray (Ten - RB)$52
2.(19)Tom Brady (NE - QB)$44
3.(24)Amari Cooper (Oak - WR)$36
4.(40)Jordan Howard (Chi - RB)$33
5.(51)Houston (Hou - DEF)$2
6.(65)Jarvis Landry (Mia - WR)$7
7.(88)Tyrell Williams (LAC - WR)$3
8.(92)Mike Wallace (Bal - WR)$2
9.(100)Martellus Bennett (GB - TE)$10
10.(101)Marvin Jones Jr. (Det - WR)$6
11.(112)Sebastian Janikowski (Oak - K)$1
12.(124)Danny Woodhead (Bal - RB)$1
13.(146)Jeremy Hill (Cin - RB)$1
14.(154)Eric Ebron (Det - TE)$1
15.(162)Jamaal Charles (Den - RB)$1
Tom Brady for $44????
The Northeast has changed you, David.  And not entirely for the better.  I am well aware that I have a very strong bias against Tom Brady because he is the most hateable QB in NFL history, and that possibly has clouded my judgment, but I think it's safe to objectively say that David spent too much money on Brady and paid for it in the rest of his draft.  We were all surprised by whatever bidding war was going on between him and luverboy Jeff.  Moving on.  David has good RB options to start the season, and some so-so WRs. I'm not sure Martellus will see the ball on a consistent basis, but I could be wrong.  


9. JULIOthinkyouare?! (0-0)

JULIOthinkyouare?!
Budget$200
1.(15)LeSean McCoy (Buf - RB)$67
2.(25)Marshawn Lynch (Oak - RB)$30
3.(48)Russell Wilson (Sea - QB)$18
4.(57)Doug Baldwin (Sea - WR)$46
5.(71)Jeremy Maclin (Bal - WR)$5
6.(105)Andrew Luck (Ind - QB)$5
7.(107)Julian Edelman (NE - WR)$1
8.(109)LeGarrette Blount (Phi - RB)$2
9.(122)Frank Gore (Ind - RB)$3
10.(128)Adam Thielen (Min - WR)$2
11.(129)Zach Ertz (Phi - TE)$4
12.(131)Oakland (Oak - DEF)$1
13.(132)Donte Moncrief (Ind - WR)$2
14.(136)Jordan Matthews (Buf - WR)$8
15.(142)Stephen Hauschka (Buf - K)$1

Eric went for the old RBs that are on the brink of breaking down at any moment.  It doesn't get much older than LeSean McCoy, Marshawn Lynch, LeGarrett Blount, and Frank Gore, with a combined age of 1,372.  I'm interested in whether the Russell Wilson / Doug Baldwin connection will play out favorably - I think it will.  He's got some WRs with potential for good production - while they aren't superstar names yet, I think one or two could turn some heads this season.  Eric's just hoping his team can keep it together - literally.  As in, no body parts falling off or needing to amputate fingers.


10. Gabs (0-0)

Gabs
Budget$200
1.(6)Aaron Rodgers (GB - QB)$38
2.(29)Cameron Meredith (Chi - WR)$6
3.(35)Brandin Cooks (NE - WR)$35
4.(41)Devonta Freeman (Atl - RB)$65
5.(46)Seattle (Sea - DEF)$4
6.(77)Adam Vinatieri (Ind - K)$1
7.(89)DeSean Jackson (TB - WR)$14
8.(90)Mike Gillislee (NE - RB)$10
9.(95)Eddie Lacy (Sea - RB)$10
10.(102)Willie Snead (NO - WR)$6
11.(137)Hunter Henry (LAC - TE)$4
12.(145)Andy Dalton (Cin - QB)$2
13.(147)Darren Sproles (Phi - RB)$1
14.(149)Chris Carson (Sea - RB)$2
15.(155)James Conner (Pit - RB)$1
RUN LIKE A FREEMAN because the reigning champ is back with his workhorse RB.  Honestly, I'm not excited about Gabs's RBs: Freeman might be splitting carries, New England RBs are some of the wurst because of unpredictability of how they'll be utilized, and Seattle's backfield is a mess.  His WRs weren't bad on draft day, but the loss of Cameron Meredith will have Gabs scrambling for some depth at WR.  I'm just not sure where Gabs is going to get his firepower outside of Rodgers.  Gabs probably thinks Freeman, but we'll see.  The reigning champ looks beatable right now.


11. Unicorn Queen (0-0)

Unicorn Queen
Budget$200
1.(2)Christian McCaffrey (Car - RB)$33
2.(23)Jordy Nelson (GB - WR)$47
3.(37)Greg Olsen (Car - TE)$22
4.(66)Ameer Abdullah (Det - RB)$10
5.(80)Corey Coleman (Cle - WR)$5
6.(83)Randall Cobb (GB - WR)$9
7.(84)DeVante Parker (Mia - WR)$10
8.(96)Kareem Hunt (KC - RB)$11
9.(98)Bilal Powell (NYJ - RB)$7
10.(99)Carolina (Car - DEF)$2
11.(103)Samaje Perine (Was - RB)$2
12.(104)Ben Roethlisberger (Pit - QB)$4
13.(108)Darren McFadden (Dal - RB)$9
14.(120)Brandon Marshall (NYG - WR)$7
15.(125)Matthew Stafford (Det - QB)$2
I came into this draft the least prepared out of all the auction drafts, and I think it showed.  I knew I wanted McCaffrey, but the rest was unscripted.  I like my RB situation - I obviously overloaded on them, but it just seemed like there were just so many to pick from this year.  After Jordy, my WRs don't really excite me, and we all know that Big Ben will probably get hurt multiple times this season and just play through it, further giving me QB woes (still sad about Cam).  Oh well, it's just the beginning of the season.


12. El Jefe (0-0)

El Jefe
Budget$200
1.(17)Kelvin Benjamin (Car - WR)$17
2.(27)Michael Thomas (NO - WR)$46
3.(39)Denver (Den - DEF)$4
4.(43)Dalvin Cook (Min - RB)$25
5.(55)C.J. Anderson (Den - RB)$6
6.(58)Marcus Mariota (Ten - QB)$12
7.(74)Ty Montgomery (GB - RB)$9
8.(76)Martavis Bryant (Pit - WR)$34
9.(82)Doug Martin (TB - RB)$8
10.(87)Justin Tucker (Bal - K)$2
11.(113)Derrick Henry (Ten - RB)$5
12.(114)Delanie Walker (Ten - TE)$6
13.(115)Eric Decker (Ten - WR)$9
14.(127)Jamaal Williams (GB - RB)$1
15.(138)Charles Sims (TB - RB)$16
I looked it up - last year's drawn-out bidding war between Jeff and I was for Josh Gordon.  Jeff won by paying $15 for him.  While not as dramatic and over-priced as the Martavis Bryant bidding war this draft, Jeff will likely have better luck with Bryant this season than he did with Gordon last.  $34 though = #LULZ.  Also, it looks like Jeff's pretty high on the Titans this season: Mariota, Derrick Henry, Delanie Walker, and Eric Decker?  AKA Jeff's team is a mess.  While I'm liking Mariota having a breakout season and am intrigued by Dalvin Cook, I can't get all that excited about Michael Thomas (Brees tends to spread the ball out), KB (supposed to be in better shape, but his attitude was terrible last season), Martavis Bryant (off-the-field issues), or Eric Decker (getting old).  I think Jeff's team could surprise me, depending on the performances of CJ Anderson, Ty Montgomery, and Doug Martin, and yes, I'm probably overlooking the significance of him having Denver's D, but I'm just not convinced yet.