Thursday, October 25, 2012

Pig Predictions - Week 8

Per Justina's request, the Pig will be making predictions this week in prose. Winners in bold

Pig vs Dr Seuss:
Epic trade in works
'Stina won't trade for Brady :(
Which means Pig will win. :)

O'Doyle vs. Tortuguas:
Turtles have new life
Tim might be in some trouble
Perhaps more trades, Tim?

NCSU vs. RelientK
Laura's bye week woes
But Eric's team really sucks
Refrigerator

King Joffrey vs The PAIN TRAIN
Two team vying to join the elite
Both teams look somewhat complete
The resurgence of Rodgers
To Gabs, is a bother
Jeff's team will turn up the heat

Debbinator vs choubacca
An epic battle for the league's second place
The nectar of victory, David shall taste
Aaron will go down
Thanks to bye week frowns (Foster)
But this is far from Aaron's checkmate




Week 8: (and I am now officially the worst team in the league)

I'm not going to mess around this week. Until my team starts winning, no analysis necessary.. you just gotta know my team is tuuuurrrrrrrrrible (insert Sir Charles Barkley voice)

errrdayimRussell'in vs RelientK

odoyle RULES vs Terrific Tortoises 

Green Nicks and Cam vs Spider Pig

Rainbow Warriors vs THE Pain Train

The Debbinator vs choubacca

**go team..........
    

Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Power Rankings: Week 7

Just another week in fantasy paradise.  For some, that is.


1. choubacca (5-2) [1]

Aaron clearly set his team apart this week with a dominant showing.  Even with an ailing Trent Richardson, he managed to dominate the up-and-coming Tortoises.  And in the weeks to come, even if Richardson has to sit, Michael Turner isn't a bad RB2 option.


2. Spider Pig (6-1) [2]

The Pig shows the first signs of his vulnerability this week.  He lucked out since he was playing an odoyle SUCKS team, but it's safe to say that if his receivers (including Vernon Davis) don't show up to play, he can get in deep doodoo.  Fast.  I didn't bump him down, though, because he's still shown the most consistency over the course of the season compared to all the other teams.  However, if he gives me another week of the same stuff, look out for a new #2 next week.


3. Rainbow Warriors (4-3) [6]

All I have to say is it looks like Aaron Rodgers is back.  And the sky's the limit for Jeff if he continues to play that way.


4. The Debbinator (5-2) [4]

An impressive performance resulting in a disappointing loss.  I think Brees will help David's team down the stretch this season, but he could use a little help at RB and WR.  They aren't bad, but they aren't great.


5. RelientK (2-5) [5]

Not a spectacular showing, but enough to get her second win.  She hasn't moved up in the rankings yet, but she's definitely on the rise.


6. THE Pain Train (4-3) [3]
Yes, a drop to 6 is pretty drastic, but I will say that the difference between #3 and #6 is incredibly tiny.  I'm talking hairline-fracture tiny.  Gabs's team still looks ok on paper.  He has good RBs, so-so WRs, but his QBs aren't looking so hot.  I would expect Gabs's team to be a little more consistent, but as of late, it has not been, and it's been hurting him.


7. Terrific Tortoises (3-4) [9]

I can't bash on CJ2K and then not praise his breakout performance this week.  It was impressive, even if it came 6 weeks too late.  I know David was happy about it, but sad that it wasn't enough for the win.  If CJ2K can produce consistently, then seriously watch out everyone, because David's team has something to prove.  Fun note: this was the first week that David's team should have actually statistically won (he scored the 4th most points in our league this week).  Congrats.


8. Green Nicks and Cam (2-5) [7]

It wasn't even all Cam's fault.  I don't know what to say, really.  Bad week for Justina, but 4 of the past 5 weeks have seen Justina either last or second to last in scoring for the week.  So sad.


9. odoyle RULES (3-4) [8]

Speaking of sad teams.  For the amount of time I spend on my team versus Justina and her team, I think it's safe to say my team is sadder than Justina's.  Just sayin'.


10. errrdayimRussell'in (1-6) [10]

But the ultimate winner of sad teams is probably Eric's.  I'm willing to bet that he spends as much time, if not more, on fantasy (in general, not necessarily on this team) than I do.  And even if he doesn't, I make myself believe that he does in order to make myself feel a little better.  Maybe he should look to non-Wolfpack QBs to lead his team.

Thursday, October 18, 2012

Three Elite Teams?

Nah, just two. LINOVO AND CHOUBACCA!!!




Everyone else?

...Not impressed.

Sorry, that's douchey, but I blew off work for 20 minutes working on this so... yeah

Predictions: Week 7

TimLukeEric
Last week's record(3-2)(0-0)(3-2)
Overall record(17-13)(5-5)(16-14)
Percentage0.570.500.53

odoyle RULES v. Spider Pig
I think this one might be closer than people would expect, with my team being a bottom dweller and Luke's team being "elite" and all.  Jamaal Charles on a bye may play to my advantage, except.. DeMarco Murray is hurt.  And I was banking on him running all over the Panthers, too.  Eric beat me to the waivers picking up Felix Jones, so all I can do is hope that Shonn Greene scores even half the points he did last week (yeah right).  Considering all the favorable matchups my team has this week, I really think not having DeMarco or Felix Jones will be the dealbreaker for my team not getting the victory.  Sigh.
Winner: Spider Pig

Green Nicks and Cam v. RelientK
Laura's team has finally tasted the sweet nectar of victory, and it's hungry for more.  I see her strategery in starting Dalton, whose success will determine A.J. Green's success for Justina, but I question whether Roethlisberger will be a wiser start.  It's Laura's team, though - so she has the right to make the final call.  Laura will win the RB and TE matchups, but I think she'll fall short at WR and DEF.  Which leaves, once again, to the QB spot.  Cameron Newton, will you show up this week?  Justina's team is banking on it.  And so am I.  But Laura's team is tired of losing.  Therefore...
Winner: RelientK

errrdayimRussell'in v. THE Pain Train
Both QBs will struggle against tough defenses.  Eric might have an edge at WR with VJax against the Saints. And knowing who to start at RB is going to be tough for Gabs, but I still think he has a strong enough lineup to hold off Eric's team this week.
Winner: THE Pain Train

Rainbow Warriors v. The Debbinator
Don't expect Aaron Rodgers to do what he did last week.  And even if he does, don't bank on the rest of Jeff's team showing up, either.  Outside of maybe Adrian Peterson and Alfred Morris.  But the same goes for David's team.  Even if Drew Brees blows up, his supporting cast is looking a little pitiful, outside of Forte and Welker / Hernandez (they'll eat away at each other's stats).  So who do I choose?  Eeny, meeny, miney...
Winner: Rainbow Warriors

Terrific Tortoises v. choubacca
Will Trent Richardson play?  And if so, will he be able to stay healthy?  Not like David has much to fight with, though.  So those questions are probably irrelevant.  While Percy Harvin has been impressive for David, there isn't much left on his team to put up a fight (Jimmy Graham's status is "not optimistic").  I think Aaron's team has more impressive players that could easily out-score David's team.  Funny thing to note, however, is that if David's team wins, choubacca and Terrific Tortoises will have the same record.  Go figure.
Winner: choubacca

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Week 7 (and it's all gone down the drain...)
**winner in bold

errrdayimRussell'in vs THE Pain Train
i got robbed. plain and simple. i am now the bottom feeding, scum sucking worst team in the league.. redemption for me this week and the start of a 4 game win streak to get back to .500. Russell Wilson, lead the way, yes sir.
 
odoyle RULES vs Spider Pig
tim takes advantage of the Ridley trade and he goes off and wins the week for tim

Green Nicks and Cam vs RelientK
mrs jones got her first win (just like i predicted) although i did also say she would win the 2 weeks previous to last.. i say she wins again. she's on the rise

Rainbow Warriors vs The Debbinator
there's no stopping Aaron Rodgers now.. he said 'shhhhhhhh' to all the critics. plus david got a SUPER lucky win last week. he feels the pain of getting throttled this week even w/ Brees back. sorry

Terrific Tortoises vs choubacca
david li has once again changed his name.. although his team is still terrible (yes i said that, and i know i'm 1-5) so i would say TERRIBLE a better term than TERRIFIC. plus he tried to steal Jennings off the IR.. aaron wins easily

Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Power Rankings: Week 6

As we near the mid-way point of the season, the separation between the elite teams and the not-so-elite teams is starting to be more clear: Aaron, Luke, and Gabs have been at the top of my power rankings for the past 3-4 weeks, while Me, David Li, and Eric have filled in the bottom ranks.  The middle is kind of a jumble, with teams lacking consistency one way or the other.  But as it stands now, of the remaining teams, I think David Lin and Laura's teams are on the rise while Jeff and Justina's teams are on the decline.  But who knows, anything can happen the last half of the season.  If both Arian Foster and Trent Richardson get season-ending injuries, then that would radically change the rankings overnight.  I'm not hoping that it will happen (ok, maybe I kind of am), but I'm just saying it could happen.  Just sayin'.


1. choubacca (4-2) [1]

Yet another impressive week for Aaron's team as it continues to assert its dominance in the league.  All his players can put up numbers and get it done.  It's really that simple.  He still has room to improve at WR, but his team is pretty rock solid right now, as he is well aware of: "If only I weren't awesome... Jeff would've beaten me."  Pride comes before the fall, my friend.


2. Spider Pig (5-1) [2]

His RBs (or lack thereof) are bound to bite him in the rear end one of these weeks.  He avoided the issue this week with great performances from his WRs, QB, K and DEF.  And while he's got strong enough non-RB players to continue running in to scoring problems, it makes his team susceptible (and beatable) on any given week.  I will say, though, that Luke's team has been the most consistently good (for lack of a better word) this whole season, which is impressive in a game that always throws you curve balls.


3. THE Pain Train (3-3) [4]
Looks like Gabs's team might be bouncing back from a 2-week setback.  James Jones continues to be a smart pickup for him, and the Buffalo running game looks to be returning to its early-season status.  Don't let his (3-3) record fool you, I think Gabs's team is back on the rise.


4. The Debbinator (5-1) [3]

Suffering from the bye-week woes, David lucked out with a win this week, with credit going to Eric's misfortune than to David's managing skills.  But a win is a win, and David is at Luke's heels for the top seed in our league.  With Brees back at QB, Forte back in the lineup, Hernandez looking healthy, and Mendenhall hopefully avoiding injury and producing what he ought to, David's poised to attack.  He's proved his team has the ability to dominate (Week 1, Week 5), but we'll see if he can do it on a regular basis.


5. RelientK (1-5) [6]

Laura finally gets a much-deserved win, and is no longer officially last.  Hooray!  What impressed me the most about her team's performance this week is that she had solid points from multiple sources, all of who will probably continue to provide stable numbers for her: Ray Rice (obviously), Ben Roethlisberger / Andy Dalton, Jordy Nelson (ok, not 30 points each week, but with Jennings out, he's one of GB's go-to WRs), and Ahmad Bradshaw (if he can stay healthy).  Not to mention Bowe, who has had some big weeks in the past.  She doesn't have big names on her roster, but they definitely have potential to put up big numbers.  While her team has a lot of ground to make up, I think it has the ability to put together an impressive mid-season run.


6. Rainbow Warriors (3-3) [5]

Wow, what the crap Aaron Rodgers?  He absolutely destroyed the Texans secondary, and gave Jeff more than half of his team's points this week.  Yet Jeff still doesn't get the win.  Hm.. interesting.  You know what else is interesting?  If any of the other losing teams had Aaron Rodgers on his or her team instead of whoever started at QB, they would have won this week.  I wonder what that says about the rest of Jeff's team?  While Rodger's performance brings  some positive news for Jeff's team, it also exposed some some vulnerable spots.  Even with a record-breaking performance from his QB, he only managed to score the 6th most points this week.  Adrian Peterson was the only other bright spot on his roster.  Besides Week 4, Jeff's team hasn't had an all-around great performance, and I'm starting to doubt whether it's built for the long-run this season.


7. Green Nicks and Cam (2-4) [7]

She'll have Cam back in the lineup next week, but I don't see that as a huge improvement right now.  Cam is just breaking my Panther heart.  AJ Green continues to be her sole consistent producer.  Maybe she should rename her team again... to just Green.  Or maybe it's law school.  I guess that's more important than fantasy football.  Ok yeah, it's probably more important.  At least she hasn't fallen into the bottom 3 yet.  Although that's more of a testament to how bad the bottom three teams are, rather than to her ability to maintain mediocrity.


8. odoyle RULES (3-3) [8]

This was one of the few weeks when I was actually ok with losing.  That doesn't justify my team's lousy performance, though.  But I'm willing to chalk it up as a one-week mishap where Matt Ryan was just off, and I blew off advice to start Shonn Greene, who I had read would have an outstanding week.  Whatever.  I may be a little concerned about my RB situation (post-McCoy blues), but I'm happy with my WRs now, and I think they are more than strong enough to make up for lost ground at RB.  I'm still trying to think positive.  That's what my fantasy shrink tells me to do.


9. Terrible Titans T_T (3-3) [9]

Hey, at least Chris Johnson is starting to score double digit points, right?  That's twice in three weeks now - impressive.  But in all seriousness, David's team actually might have some bite to it, with the rise of some nice WRs (Andre Johnson, Percy Harvin, Eric Decker), and some RBs that, although they still have something to prove, are fully capable of putting up points (Ryan Matthews, CJ2K).  I think he's primed to take advantage of some of the teams who may be slipping, and not finish in second to last place this year!  Even in my power rankings!


10. errrdayimRussell'in (1-5) [10]

Tough loss.  I was confident Eric had it going into MNF, and even after the first half of MNF.  But who knew a QB could turn the ball over so many times and get so many negative points in such a short period of time?  At least next week, Eric won't have to worry about who to start a QB.  He'll just have to worry about how his QB will do against a feisty defense at home.  His WRs were impressive this week, and may have to carry his team until it finds some stability at RB and QB.