TFW

Here is a conversation I had with myself.

"Hey girl . . . You know you're out of the playoffs now, right?"

"Yes, it's all over. Are you going to be okay?"

"Hey, hey now. Nobody likes tears in their burgers. Cheer up! Terrific Tortoises is still in!"

"You're right. You're neither the same Fantasy team nor the same person. I'm so sorry for equating you two the way everyone else has this season. How sexist of me. How about this? Eric's team is out!"

"You know, with DeMarco's hand injury, this is probably the most graceful way you could've exited. Be grateful, Justina. You looked good, girl."

"This will make you feel better."

And . . . SCENE.