Tuesday, November 26, 2013

errrdayimRUSSELL'in!

JUST FOR YOUR INFORMATION: I WILL ATTRIBUTE MY WEAK PLAY THIS YEAR TO THE TEAM NAME.

If I had drafted Russell and kept my old name, I believe I would be in Jen's spot. (wishful thinking but it makes sense to me)

*my standings in my other 2 fantasy leagues this year



GOOD DAY.


Playoff Picture

One week of regular season left. With 6 spots clinched, there are two remaining for bout bottom 5 teams (Tim has been statisically eliminated from the playoffs). Here's how each person will get in

MUSCLEHamster! - Eric gets in with a win. Although I would argue that his season should be nullified and he automatically gets the sacko for picking up Miles Austin after we had an entire email thread about how he's on someone else's IR. I know NC State kids are special but come on... there have to be limits.

Choux AKA Sweet Buns - Aaron gets in with a win against the league's sacko leader. Does Tim have an upset left in him??

Spider Pig - I need to beat Gabs (dude, I'll get you cookout if you throw this game), and need either Aaron or Eric to lose, and make sure Abraham doesn't score 33 more points than I do this week. Stars, please align.

Charlotte Hornets - Abraham needs to beat Jen, who is seemingly unbeatable, score 33 more points than me (or have me lose), and must have Eric or Aaron lose.

I'm assuming that neither Aaron or Eric can make up the point differential between them and me or Abraham.

You've Changed Bro - Duke basically needs all four of us to lose, and to beat King Joffrey.

Good luck kiddies. May the fantasy gods be ever in your favor